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May You Live In Interesting Times…

by Amanda December 28, 2011

Whoever wished that one on me had better watch out, because if I find out who it was, I’m going to stand on their bunions… HARD! My life over the last six weeks or so has been eventful, to say the least, but it seems to be settling back to something almost recognisable as normal [...]

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Busy Lizzie

by Amanda October 31, 2011

Or busy Amanda as the case may be. I’m currently all booked up until Tuesday 8th November. I have had a lot of enquiries about incalls just lately, so just to remind you all. I am not currently able to provide incalls, but I can visit you at your home or hotel, subject to my [...]

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At Death’s Door

by Amanda October 1, 2011

Oh woe is me, for that is where I have been. I have had a moderately bad cold a near fatal case of man-flu. I still sound hoarse as hell rather husky and sexy, so I shall make my fortune (obviously) over the next few days by offering “Lauren Bacall phone sex”. Either that or [...]

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Squonuts and other less important stuff

by Amanda August 22, 2011

Yes really. I have no room to talk, because anyone who knows me will tell you that I amuse myself on a daily basis by making up new words for things and bastardising the words we have been very kindly provided with already, but squonuts? I mean, it’s not as if all other doughnuts are [...]

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Aaaaand we’re back

by Amanda August 4, 2011

But probably not for long. Some of you may have noticed that my site was down. It’s back for the moment, but it’ll be getting a complete revamp over the weekend, so it’ll be up and down (like a tart’s knickers?). You also may have noticed that I’m not working much at the moment, preferring [...]

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Cooeee! Here I am!

by Amanda July 23, 2011

Yes I know. I’ve been conspicuous by my absence. Sorry about that. However, I’m still here and as Granny Weatherwax would say, I aten’t dead. I have moved house and been without broadband. Speaking of which, did you know that if you phone the Priory and tell them that you need help because it’s been [...]

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Humph!

by Amanda April 21, 2011

Well, I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to take my phone number off of my adultwork profile. Having endured the last couple of weeks, filled with phone calls which start with “Hi, I seen (sic) your profile on the internet. Can I have a few details?”. I can only assume that the chaps [...]

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Voicemail Strangeness

by Amanda November 13, 2010

Dear reader, do you happen to have a mobile phone with 3 network? If so, have you noticed anything odd about their voicemail? I rang to retrieve my messages a couple of months ago and was duly informed by the nice robot man, that they had “improved their voicemail service”. Now, you’d think that by [...]

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It’s all going Pete Tong!

by Amanda October 24, 2010

Well, not all, but enough to make me pace up and down the living room like a caged Tiger. First of all, I have had a week of phone calls which I cannot answer. Sod’s law is in full force on my phone, which means that it only rings when I am doing something or [...]

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A Lucky Girl

by Amanda August 31, 2010

In many ways. Last week I met a lovely new gentleman in Glasgow. I was treated to a fabulous evening which included a delicious dinner at an Italian restaurant and a trip to the theatre to watch Calendar Girls. Mr J was also kind enough to write me  a field report. Thank you Mr J. [...]

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