Title: Inverness Amanda
Location: Inverness City Centre
Description: I will be providng incalls in Inverness city centre.
Please email me to make arrangements.

Amanda xx
Start Date: 2010-07-29
Start Time: 16:00
End Date: 2010-07-30
End Time: 23:00

Title: Amanda in London
Location: Central London
Description: I will be in London for a couple of days with Laura & Claire.

Thursday 22nd – 16:00 – 23:00
Friday 23rd all day.

Email me to make arrangements.

See you there.

Amanda xx

Start Date: 2010-07-22
Start Time: 16:00
End Date: 2010-07-23
End Time: 23:00

Unfortunately, the one in Inverness decided to contact me.

I’m a 13 yr old lookin for sex. Don’t tell the police I contacted you. I have 150 I can get more if you want more.

Either a genuine 13 year old who needs to be grounded until he’s at least 40 or a sicko. I couldn’t decide, but I don’t have to.

I passed it on to the authorities. Ha!

I’m going to be off on my travels again this month. I’ll be in Inverness on the 15th and 16th and I’ll be heading off to Hampshire and possibly a brief stop in Bristol at the end of the month. I’ll add the dates to my calendar sometime tonight or tomorrow.
Drop me an email if you’d like to arrange a meeting in any of those locations.

See you soon.

I know I haven’t been around. I lost a filling and had to have dental work done so I’ve been hiding away. Everything will be back to normal soon though and in the meantime I have a stack of email to catch up on.

See you soon xx

Title: This Month’s Visit to Ness
Location: Inverness City Centre
Description: I will be available for incalls at a luxury, discreet apartment in Inverness city centre.

I’ll be arriving on Thursday and I should be available between 3pm & 11pm.

On Friday I will be available between around 12 noon (slightly earlier by request) and 11pm

If you would like to visit me, please send me an email to make arrangements.
You can call or text me if you like, but I have no mobile signal at home, so if you text, don’t expect an immediate reply and if you call and you leave a voicemail, please let me know what times/days I can call you back.

Amanda xx
Start Date: 2010-03-25
End Date: 2010-03-26

Before I start:

Note to R. If you want me to take this down, then just let me know.

I noticed this on Punternet Forum earlier and it answers a couple of question that I’ve been asking:

Having looked at “10 Reasons” which another poster had drawn attention to, I used the “contact us” page to ask what/who the proponents were, and for references to allow me to check their “Home Office” statistics. Here is the answer that I received (which fails to provide links to the Home Office…):

Glasgow Community and Safety Services:
We are an organisation which aims to prevent crime, tackle antisocial behaviour and promote community safety in the city. We bring together around 500 staff from Glasgow City Council, Strathclyde Police, Strathclyde Fire and Rescue and Glasgow’s Community Safety Partnership.
In order to ensure we are providing local solutions to local issues we have developed a three-locality approach to our organisation, which aligns our services with Strathclyde Police divisions and the Community Planning Partnership – further enhancing our partnership working.
Each of our locality teams – west and centre; north and east; and south – comprise a wide range of services that allow us to achieve our six key
objectives:
- to reduce antisocial behaviour and crime;
- to increase prevention and diversion opportunities for young people;
- to make Glasgow a cleaner place;
- to provide community reassurance in relation to antisocial behaviour and crime;
- to provide support to families and individuals;
- to reduce violence against women.
By working in genuine partnership on a wide range of crime prevention, antisocial behaviour and community safety issues we can make a real difference to communities across Glasgow.
Glasgow Community & Safety Services is a Company Incorporated in Scotland (No. 130604) and a Registered Charity (No SC017889)
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I do just wonder who, in these times of austerity, pays FIVE HUNDRED STAFF to churn out this sort of garbage. It is also interesting that the “Stop Prostitution” web site fails to comply with either the Companies Act or the new Scottish charities legislation in disclosure of the company and charity details required!

and a little later:

(and, answering my own post, to demonstrate my inadequacy) I’ve just found the following on www.endprostitutionnow.org which I think needs to be noted and giggled at:
Disclaimer
Glasgow Community and Safety Services makes no warranties, representations or undertakings about :-
* any of the content of this website (including, without limitation, the quality, accuracy, completeness or fitness for any particular purpose of such content);
or
* any content of any other website referred to or accessed by hypertext link through this website (“third party site”)

So that disclaimer covers this:
* Job Description
Prostitution is often described as glamorous, as an occupational alternative for women, as an answer to low-paying, low skilled, boring dead-end jobs, as a solution to the high unemployment rate of poor women, as a form of sexual liberation, and a career women freely choose.
HELP WANTED: Women and girls do you want this job?
Are you tried of mindless, low skilled, low-paying jobs? Would you like a career with flexible hours? Working with people? Offering a professional service?
• No experience required! No qualifications needed. No minimum age requirement. On the job training provided.
• Special opportunities for poor women – exotic looking women – single mothers – women of colour
• Women and girls applying for this position will provide the following services:
• Being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally with penises, fingers, fists and objects, including but not limited to bottles, brushes, dildos, guns and/or animals;
•Being bound and gagged, tied with ropes and/or chains, burned with cigarettes, or hung from beams or trees;
Being photographed or filmed performing these acts

So I can make whatever Bindel-style assertions that I please, but if I’ve posted such a disclaimer, that doesn’t matter, then?

and to close:

OSCR’s web-site shows that this marvelous Charity organisation had an income last year of over £21 million quid, all of which, presumably, comes from Glasgow Council, or Holyrood? Is that what the Council Tax payers want to fund? That isn’t enough to build the airport railway, but if the Renfrew – Yoker ferry really is needed, then that is where the money could come from!

In case you’re wondering why I’m just stealing someone else’s words, I’ll explain.

I have been trying for months to hold forth on the subject of that awful

website, but I can’t do it. It makes me so utterly furious that I cannot form sentences. I just wish that the fuckers arseholes idiots who dreamt up this bullshit cretinous twaddle would just fuck off go totally, utterly, endlessly and irretrievably away.

Doo doo dee doo de do de doooooo…

Off to Bristol tomorrow and from there it’s a Thelma & Louise style road trip to London with Claire. We’ll be there from Monday afternoon until Wednesday morning.

I must remember to pack my Stylophone…

Oh My God!! That’s a point. I haven’t packed yet!

Byeee!!!!

My future’s orange. Easyjet orange to be exact.

I’m off to Londonshire with Claire for a quick visit. I’ll be available on the 1st (after about 3pm) and 2nd (all day) of February.

Email or Text me to make arrangements.

See you soon xx

Quote of the day:
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. – Oscar Wilde

I’ve just updated my calendar to include my January dates.

As you can now see, I will be in Inverness with Laura on the 21st & 22nd and then I’m off to Aberdeen (again with Laura) from the 25th until the 29th.

I’m also currently trying to work out some London dates as myself and Claire are almost overwhelmed by an urge to be let loose upon the capital city.    At the moment it looks as though I will be  there on the 2nd & 3rd of February. I should know by tonight and I’ll put the dates on the calendar.