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New Service

by Amanda October 6, 2009

As part of your outcall, I can now offer a serenade service.   I have a STYLOPHONE!!!!! Woohoo!!  Rolf Harris eat yer kangaroo tying, didgeridoo playing  heart out. Please let me know in advance if you would like to avail of this service and I will also need to know if you require a specific [...]

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Bournemouth

by Amanda October 3, 2009

Don’t forget, I’ll be in Bournemouth on Monday. I’m staying in a lovely hotel, so I’ll be available from around 3pm until late. There’s also the possibility of a morning appointment on Tuesday Mind you, I’ve not heard a peep from anyone yet, so there’s every chance I may cancel and go off to do [...]

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Edinburgh

by Amanda September 29, 2009

Just a quick reminder that I will be in Edinburgh on Thursday evening. I’ll be leaving there at around Midnight… Just before the car turns into a pumpkin Also, don’t forget to check my tours page as I will be visiting Southampton, Bournemouth, Bristol, Reading and London over the coming week or so. Amanda xx [...]

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Off To Aberdeen Tomorrow

by Amanda September 20, 2009

Like it says, I’m off to Aberdeen tomorrow. Catch me if you can. I haven’t seen Laura for  two whole weeks now, so I’m raring to go. Speaking of tours, I shall be tweaking the arrangements for my October tour. It will now include Southampton, but it looks like I may not be visiting Bristol [...]

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Oh No!!

by Amanda September 18, 2009

There has been a disaster! I have lost all email over a week old. I know how it happened, it was a default setting on something (I’ve changed it now), but it means that if you emailed me more than a week ago and are waiting for a reply, I need you to resend your [...]

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Such a Martyr

by Amanda September 18, 2009

I am you know. Here I am at death’s door and I plan to spend the rest of today catching up with email. Translation: I’m feeling a lot better today, so I’d better catch up with my email because it’s been neglected for the past week or so due to my hectic schedule followed by [...]

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Yuck!

by Amanda September 16, 2009

Well, I’ve had to cancel all my plans for this week. I have the flu, so I’m staying in bed. I’ll be fine in a couple of days and i’m still looking forward to getting back to Aberdeen next week. Amanda xx

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Plans:

by Amanda September 12, 2009

Tomorrow (today for the pedantic), One is dying (as opposed to killing) One’s barnet. One hopes that this endeavour does not go mammaries skyward. If all goes well , I shall be able to answer the question: ‘What is your hair colour?’ with confidence. No, I’m not telling. You’ll have to wait and see. Amanda [...]

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Punternet Field Report #3

by Amanda September 9, 2009

Thank you. I hope to see you again very soon. That’s If I can catch you in between  jaunts. http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=93006 Amanda xx   Quote of the day: Humour is just another defence against the universe. – Mel Brooks

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David Bailey Eat Yer Heart Out!

by Amanda September 5, 2009

See that picture up the top there? The one on my header. Laura took that. Good innit? We had a photo taking session after a few glasses of wine and having given me orders on just how to lay, she managed to take that little beauty. Thanks Laurakins, you’re a star.   Amanda xx

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