Wishlist

Of course you don’t have to buy me a present. That would be silly.

However, if you are consumed by the urge to do just that, but are at a loss as to what to buy, then this page should hopefully either give you a few ideas or alert you to the levels of insanity in this ‘ere floozy you’re planning to visit and send you scurrying off in the opposite direction.

Fings Wot I Would Like…

• I really want a bear from the build a bear factory or similar. However, I want him to have one of those custom voice-box thingummies and when squeezed, I want him to say (in the most menacing voice possible) “Squeeze me like that again and I’ll tear you limb from limb!”
• In Thoughts Of You by Jack Vettriano
• The Temptress by Jack Vettriano