As part of your outcall, I can now offer a serenade service.
I have a STYLOPHONE!!!!! Woohoo!!
Rolf Harris eat yer kangaroo tying, didgeridoo playing heart out.
Please let me know in advance if you would like to avail of this service and I will also need to know if you require a specific tune so that I can practice.
Thank you M for my fab prezzie. You, my darling, rock!
Yours Musically
Amanda xx
Quote of the day:
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. – John Russell
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Brilliant. I’m sure your average businessman for whom discretion is key will really appreciate you howling in the carpark. Remind me to kick you sharply on the shins in Aberdeen.
Hmmmph!
Some people appreciate my musical genius.
*Flounces*
Surely such heinous torture is forbidden under the Geneva Conventions??!!!
Lots of men like to be tortured… Maybe it’s a niche market?
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