Amanda

May You Live In Interesting Times…

by Amanda December 28, 2011

Whoever wished that one on me had better watch out, because if I find out who it was, I’m going to stand on their bunions… HARD! My life over the last six weeks or so has been eventful, to say the least, but it seems to be settling back to something almost recognisable as normal [...]

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Busy Lizzie

by Amanda October 31, 2011

Or busy Amanda as the case may be. I’m currently all booked up until Tuesday 8th November. I have had a lot of enquiries about incalls just lately, so just to remind you all. I am not currently able to provide incalls, but I can visit you at your home or hotel, subject to my [...]

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XXX

by Amanda August 26, 2011

As you probably know, they (the powers that be) are rolling out a new TLD, the aptly named .xxx. The idea being that the adult industry can pop over there and be deviant out of the public eye. Now, I truly believe that this is the TLD version of a leper colony and that every [...]

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Squonuts and other less important stuff

by Amanda August 22, 2011

Yes really. I have no room to talk, because anyone who knows me will tell you that I amuse myself on a daily basis by making up new words for things and bastardising the words we have been very kindly provided with already, but squonuts? I mean, it’s not as if all other doughnuts are [...]

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Aaaaand we’re back

by Amanda August 4, 2011

But probably not for long. Some of you may have noticed that my site was down. It’s back for the moment, but it’ll be getting a complete revamp over the weekend, so it’ll be up and down (like a tart’s knickers?). You also may have noticed that I’m not working much at the moment, preferring [...]

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A Message From Scot-PEP

by Amanda May 10, 2011

‘It was confirmed to us at Scot-PEP last week, by one of the leading abolitionists, that the intention to press ahead with the criminalisation of the purchase and sale of sex will continue in the new Parliament. With Ms. Godman’s retiral, it is not clear who will take that job on. However, we were told [...]

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Happy Birthday To Me

by Amanda March 28, 2011

Yes, another one. That’s 38 of them now and quite frankly they’re beginning to get a little tedious. Still, mustn’t grumble. I usually spend my birthday scouring the t’interweb for any listings which quote my age, so that I can change them. This year I’m putting it off for a couple of days. You see? [...]

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We’re Off To See The Wizard

by Amanda March 10, 2011

Well, I’m off down to Inverness again. Despite the snow and gale force winds. Honestly, don’t be surprised if my next blog post is co-written by the cowardly lion, it’s ‘orrible out there. I’m posting this on my iPhone as I managed to knock my laptop off the table the other day. There was that [...]

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A Lesson In Fuckwittery

by Amanda January 12, 2011

Or “How Not To Annoy Me Before We’ve Even Met” 1. Don’t Tell Fibs. Hi, I read your website. How much do you charge? No you didn’t. If you had read my website, you would know that your question is answered there. 2 & 3. Speak English and don’t tell me to text back. I [...]

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What’s another year?

by Amanda January 4, 2011

You’ll need to ask Johnny Logan that one. I don’t do all that resolution malarkey, unless you count the fact that I tell myself that if I get to the end of *insert current year* and still haven’t *insert thing that needs doing*, then there’s going to be trouble. So I’ve no great news for you on that front. [...]

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