Silly

Minor Irritation du Jour

by Amanda January 13, 2010

According to a poster on the Punternet forum, it is ‘not possible’ to have a relationship with an escort because there will be ‘an eliment (sic)* of deep mistrust’. The evidence for this is a case in Wales where a man is accused of murdering his wife after they rowed over his use of casual [...]

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If only I were a bear :(

by Amanda January 6, 2010

If I were a bear, And a big bear too, I shouldn’t much care If it froze or snew; I shouldn’t much mind If it snowed or friz– I’d be all fur-lined With a coat like his! For I’d have fur boots and a brown fur wrap, And brown fur knickers and a big fur [...]

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Teeth

by Amanda November 20, 2009

Yes, teeth A couple of people have mentioned teeth to me in the last day or two. It’s all Laura’s fault of course. Laura recently quoted me in a blog post. I was wandering about after a lovely meeting with a chap in Aberdeen and she asked me “Did the earth move?” to which I [...]

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Do you remember…

by Amanda November 1, 2009

When you were a child and the biggest threat was “I’ll tell my Mum/Dad/Gran/Whatever”? Well there’s a new one, although this may not apply to everybody. Whenever I do something silly (quite often), the first words from Laura’s mouth are: “I am soooo blogging about this!” I just don’t understand it. What is the problem [...]

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Why? Why? Why?

by Amanda July 25, 2009

I’ve had several people ask me now; “Why ‘Sensuous’ and not ‘Sensual’?” So, I give in and I’ll tell you. There are several reasons for it: Because I could. Because I wanted to. I didn’t want to step on Sensual Sarah’s toes. It amuses me because I can only just barely say it when I’ve [...]

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Threes

by Amanda June 18, 2009

That’s what they say isn’t it? “These things happen in threes”. I suppose it all depends on where you count from (or to).Still, I seem to have had my three this past week.First of all I came down with the worst flu I’ve had for years, due to which I had to cancel a new [...]

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Ooh Er!!

by Amanda May 23, 2009

How’s about this for a description then: “Are you looking for a true girlfriend experience? I’m a 36 year old, tall beauty with a stunning 36E, hourglass figure. I have piercing blue eyes, soft kissable lips, silky soft skin and long blonde hair and always dress to impress with stockings and suspenders along with short [...]

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Confession Time

by Amanda May 15, 2009

Ok, I’m going to come clean with you all. I shall make my confession. Purge my conscience. I’m only doing this because I recently found out that I’m not the only one. I thought it was just me with this deviant addiction. This shameful secret, but no. There is at least one other like me. [...]

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